I just had sex

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    with a real, live woman. It was AWESOME :cheer:
     
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    How much was it?
     
  3. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Was she able to stay asleep through the whole thing?
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Great story bro!
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;cnS3M6GUoD4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnS3M6GUoD4[/video]
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    With your wife?:nocheer:
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...tell yer mother shes a whore.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    congrats bro! :cheer: where'd you nut?
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Did you make it past the commercial breaks?
     
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  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    It worked out tonight schmoop. I actually should have titled the thread "I fucked my wife". I did all the work!!! :cheer:

    and my wife is a piece of ass FYI
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Oriental massage parlor? Little 'Sucky Fucky long time'? :c
     
  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm snipped bra, I blew it right in the vag where it belongs.
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    OMG!







    Awesome.
     
  17. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She fucked you so you finally get around to power washing your garage.
     
  18. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Naw, she wants to buy something I'm sure.
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You sure? How sure..?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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