I just had sex

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

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    with a real, live woman. It was AWESOME :cheer:
     
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    How much was it?
     
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    Was she able to stay asleep through the whole thing?
     
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    Great story bro!
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;cnS3M6GUoD4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnS3M6GUoD4[/video]
     
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    With your wife?:nocheer:
     
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    ...tell yer mother shes a whore.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    congrats bro! :cheer: where'd you nut?
     
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    Did you make it past the commercial breaks?
     
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  12. DrivenByDemons

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    It worked out tonight schmoop. I actually should have titled the thread "I fucked my wife". I did all the work!!! :cheer:

    and my wife is a piece of ass FYI
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    Oriental massage parlor? Little 'Sucky Fucky long time'? :c
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    I'm snipped bra, I blew it right in the vag where it belongs.
     
  16. Stevie

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    OMG!







    Awesome.
     
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    She fucked you so you finally get around to power washing your garage.
     
  18. DrivenByDemons

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    Naw, she wants to buy something I'm sure.
     
  19. Stevie

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    You sure? How sure..?
     
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