i just had two jesus freaks knock on my front door

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm still upstairs lounging around so i opened the window an was all like "i'm still in bed, what's going on?"

    they said, "oooh, we just want to invite you to a memorial for the anniversary of christ's death on thursday."

    i was all like "thanks but i'm a atheist."

    he was all like "ooooh, have a good day."

    he walked away thinking "he's going to hell." i was thinking "have fun knocking on the doors of this 25% muslim town, faggit.
     
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    I wonder if there will be cake?
     
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    I answer the door naked and invite them in. My wife hates that.
     
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    I will never knock on your door
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj:
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    damn it, that would have been funnier! "Will there be cake?" :jj:
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Ha ha! It's pretty goddamn funny, standing there, meat just swinging! The looks I get
     
  8. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    some lady knocked on my door last week saying some shit like that...she was going on about this anniversary ...finally after 3 or 4 minutes of blah blah ...i was like so what is it...a church...your asking me to come to your church.....where is it..

    i know people...this lady and her church in no way want my presence at her church ...i could just tell by the look on her face...

    she would have been better off by saying i love god or jesus when i answered the door and then walked off....cause she sure as fuck didnt care about me showing up and fucking up her little gimmick

    show up to one of these places and see if they allow the you time for the holy ghost to fill your soul or if they just ask 101 questions about who are you...what do you do...why are you here and shit like that....

    there are some great places to go for worship or reflection but the door knocker types prolly arent one of them
     
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    This place is all thick with hardshell Baptists and CofC... One old lady from CofC came knocking here last week, and I just took her little pamphlet and thanked her and trashed it. I wish I had the balls to just say I'm an atheist, but she was an old lady, ya know, and besides, it might be a little dangerous around these parts. I usually just tell them I'm a Methodist and they leave me alone.
     
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    You live in a town that's 25% muslim and you're laughing at them?

    :owned:
     
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    Funny, I would have thought they try harder to save you Dink my friend.
     
  12. flailingfish

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    did you really think he was a faggot.
     
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    uh, i'm fucking a mexican right now, what do you need?
     
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    Once the muslims get done with you you'll be begging for the return of the christians
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    what town is 25% muslin besides Toronto?
     
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    Wordy motherfucker :words:
     
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    He was prolly thinking "at least all these fucking Muslims believe in something".
     
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    Pwned
    ( you got, by living in Little Arabia)
     
  19. stripes

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    this will be dink soon...dam this scene is funny, "i'm the occupier":c
     
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  20. mattyfishrip197

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    sup hoodie......damn what a bummer i was hoping your real name was travon....any who hows the dick sucking going over at the other place....any good pranks of late
     
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