i'm still upstairs lounging around so i opened the window an was all like "i'm still in bed, what's going on?" they said, "oooh, we just want to invite you to a memorial for the anniversary of christ's death on thursday." i was all like "thanks but i'm a atheist." he was all like "ooooh, have a good day." he walked away thinking "he's going to hell." i was thinking "have fun knocking on the doors of this 25% muslim town, faggit.