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I just jerked off, busted a nut on the the floor and the dog licked it up.

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    I feel kind of gross.

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  2. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    You've had quite a night. :crazy2:
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    The fact that you jerk off with the dog in the room is also kind of fucked up, yo. :scared:
     
  4. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    my sheltie once came out of my gfs bath room with a used tampon in its mouth...
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole. Staff Member

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    Male or female dog? It matters.
     
  6. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    male, he was born with an xtra vertebra loved that lil guy, had to put down
     
  7. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    Well ... thank you sir. Her cunt is tight. She's a bitch. No queer here!
     
  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    bertman19 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Were you masturbating to your dog? Sounds like the dog knew what to expect from you and your cock.
     
  10. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    I don't know if this is worse or not but we had a cat once who went out for a stroll around the neighborhood and brought someone else's used tampon to our door.
     
  11. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

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    Way worse.
     
  12. tomtom

    tomtom New Member

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    My ex girlfriend and I were fooling around, she went down on me and I look up and there is my dog just staring at us. I had to put her out of the room. Too weird. She was cool though, the next day I took her for a walk and she acted like she didn't see anything.
     
  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    You've obviously never had a dog. They'll lick anything. Anti-freeze even. :scared:
     
  14. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    dogs will eat their own turds....:grad:
     
  15. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    mmm worse id say