I just killed 3 small deer...

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  1. jcounce1

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    It certainly wasn't what I had planned on. Just a nice trip home from the grocery store. I'm lucky it was only 3. There were 10 or more out there in the road.

    The shitty part was I just bought a new car and paid cash. The old lady is crying about the deer, which was not pretty.

    I need a new bumper, light fixture and right fender. I think I got off light. It was her car, so I guess I understand, but she is mad like I did it on purpose. I love animals, I feel bad for those deer, but Jesus H Christ, I am not a turd and I've locked myself in a room until she is ready to speak rational.

    BTW, she was in the car and saw the whole thing. She is nutty about animals, plus it was really sad watching them flying all over the place.
     
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    she's be fine after a nice venison steak :D
     
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    I hit a deer years ago. Everything was in slow motion, hit the deer's ass end and it slid half way across the road, got up and ran into the woods. My Explorer's front end was smashed.
     
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    Oh man, I'm sorry. What kind of tank were you driving where you bash 3 of them to death and all you need is a fender and some light fixtures.

    I was driving through the mountains a couple weekends ago and came to a quick stop to let 3 moose cross the road. I doubt one of those things would have felt it if I hit it.
     
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    its okay i am sure the babies will not die for days a slow starving death


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    Bummer.

    When we were coming back from Maine in mid-September several deer ran across the road in front of my wife's car.
    I was driving.
    We'd just crossed into New York state from Connecticut & we were only about 50 miles from home.
    It was around sunset.
    Had to slam on the brakes but still almost hit one -came within inches.

    Really over run with 'em up here. My sister-in-law hit one that ran out in front of her car early one morning.
    It totaled her car & she suffered head injuries & had to be hospitalized for a few days.

    You were very lucky.
     
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    It was like hitting the middle pin in bowling. It was not cool. That is going to haunt me for life. I've hit deer before, and it's no party, but to hit 3 babies........it sits unwell.
     
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    I like to kill deer
     
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    That is what I am saying. Agreed bro.
     
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    They're like rats where I live. You're lucky you didn't get hurt.
     
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    Sorry dude, but the way you worded this last part!
     
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    I love it when you show your sensitive side! :D
     
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    lets not forget the look on the young deer as it witnessed its family being torn to shreds

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    Thanks to you guys for laughing at the death or torturous pain of animals, as well as the thousands of dollars it takes for me to fix the car. I hope your mothers are so lucky. Maybe no one will laugh.
     
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    This ain't hotrod magazine pal :ronnie: