I just let off a 30 second fart in a restaurant

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    ...but the place was so noisy and filled with Italian food aroma that nobody
    even knew :woot: :dance:
     
  2. Gomez

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    I'm callin bullshit on that, but if it's true, you're a fuckin HERO.
     
  3. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    30 seconds is pretty good, most i can squeeze out is maybe 10.
     
  4. Satori Brah

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    swear to god :grad: I was eating garlic bread

    felt goodman
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    disgusting
     
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    Natural bodily function :grad:
     
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    fucking liar
     
  9. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :jj:

    fuck you!
     
  10. BearShit

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    I would of given you a high five. And bought you a beverage
     
  11. Satori Brah

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    thanks brah :beer:
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i was in a perkins once and there was a table of retards from a group home eating there. one retard stood up, bent forward, grabbed his butt cheeks and pulled them apart with both hands, let a super loud fart, and then loudly said, to no one in particular, "sorry."
     
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    30 secs is very impressive. When eating MREs after they make your shit concrete

    You could easily fart the star spangled banner. But it hurts your bung hole
     
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    This is one of the things that separates most men from most women. :facepalm:
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    And at a place where people are eating at that. :puke:
     
  16. Lemmy

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    I'm praying to sweet baby Jesus that it was a shart.
     
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    If I was with someone who did that I'd be so embarrassed.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I did a nice crop dusting on an elevator at the courthouse a few weeks ago. I was solo on my way to the 1st floor and I knew there'd be a crowd of derelicts waiting to go to court. :yes:
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    You people are nasty fuckers.
     
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    :nojj: