Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jun 22, 2013.
...but the place was so noisy and filled with Italian food aroma that nobody
I'm callin bullshit on that, but if it's true, you're a fuckin HERO.
30 seconds is pretty good, most i can squeeze out is maybe 10.
swear to god I was eating garlic bread
Natural bodily function
I would of given you a high five. And bought you a beverage
i was in a perkins once and there was a table of retards from a group home eating there. one retard stood up, bent forward, grabbed his butt cheeks and pulled them apart with both hands, let a super loud fart, and then loudly said, to no one in particular, "sorry."
30 secs is very impressive. When eating MREs after they make your shit concrete
You could easily fart the star spangled banner. But it hurts your bung hole
This is one of the things that separates most men from most women.
And at a place where people are eating at that.
I'm praying to sweet baby Jesus that it was a shart.
If I was with someone who did that I'd be so embarrassed.
I did a nice crop dusting on an elevator at the courthouse a few weeks ago. I was solo on my way to the 1st floor and I knew there'd be a crowd of derelicts waiting to go to court.
You people are nasty fuckers.