His speech should have been, "damn, mom. What the fuck were you thinking popping two kids out by age 21 and having us moving from place to place in such squalor that we celebrated having our first apartment? Do you realize how close we came to having completely fucked up lives? If I wasn't blessed with this ridiculous athletic ability I'd probably be a fucking security guard right now at best. I could easily be sitting in a crack house or out in the streets robbing and selling drugs. Shit, we got lucky as fuck. Do you know there are millions of people who made the exact same choices in life you did but didn't shit out a kid who is a freak of nature who are living lives straight out of a World Star video?"