I just listened to Kevin Durant's MVP speech.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

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    His speech should have been, "damn, mom. What the fuck were you thinking popping two kids out by age 21 and having us moving from place to place in such squalor that we celebrated having our first apartment? Do you realize how close we came to having completely fucked up lives? If I wasn't blessed with this ridiculous athletic ability I'd probably be a fucking security guard right now at best. I could easily be sitting in a crack house or out in the streets robbing and selling drugs. Shit, we got lucky as fuck. Do you know there are millions of people who made the exact same choices in life you did but didn't shit out a kid who is a freak of nature who are living lives straight out of a World Star video?"
     
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    havoc is a security guard
     
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    He's a good man.

    Move on.
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    He's a standup guy. I'm just saying it's ridiculous to treat his mother like a fucking hero.
     
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    And a happy mothers day to U
     
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    She's the wind beneath his wings
     
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    Yayyay, worldstar!
     
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    "And even as a crack fiend, mama... Ya always was a black queen mama. You are appreciated."
     
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    you always made miracles every Thanksgiving
     
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    I am watching soul plane because it is on showtime free weekend :nojj:
     
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    I'd rather jump out of a slowly moving vehicle than watch that shit.
     
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    it wasn't that slow she sped up
     
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    It's like when Velma married the football star on good times
     
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    she went hungry so the kids could eat. In all fairness, she looks like she could afford to miss a few meals.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    :fail:
     
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    why do fathers run?
     
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    Hey Brother, you going to the Rowell Ranch Rodeo? I love those tight jeaned girls.
     
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    I realize that you're probably not going to see this but I have to say it anyway just to cleanse my soul. You're a fucking idiot.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    And all this time he was paying a shrink to say the same thing.