I just listened to Kevin Durant's MVP speech.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, May 9, 2014.

  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

    Reputations:
    36,738
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    32,637
    Likes Received:
    21,521
    His speech should have been, "damn, mom. What the fuck were you thinking popping two kids out by age 21 and having us moving from place to place in such squalor that we celebrated having our first apartment? Do you realize how close we came to having completely fucked up lives? If I wasn't blessed with this ridiculous athletic ability I'd probably be a fucking security guard right now at best. I could easily be sitting in a crack house or out in the streets robbing and selling drugs. Shit, we got lucky as fuck. Do you know there are millions of people who made the exact same choices in life you did but didn't shit out a kid who is a freak of nature who are living lives straight out of a World Star video?"
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -441
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,520
    Likes Received:
    24,209
    havoc is a security guard
     
  3. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    210,394
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    199,608
    Likes Received:
    131,804
    He's a good man.

    Move on.
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

    Reputations:
    36,738
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    32,637
    Likes Received:
    21,521
    He's a standup guy. I'm just saying it's ridiculous to treat his mother like a fucking hero.
     
    Last edited: May 9, 2014
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    210,394
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    199,608
    Likes Received:
    131,804
    And a happy mothers day to U
     
  6. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    35,380
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    17,379
    Likes Received:
    18,484
    She's the wind beneath his wings
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,939
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,390
    Yayyay, worldstar!
     
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    79,677
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    40,754
    Likes Received:
    37,162
    "And even as a crack fiend, mama... Ya always was a black queen mama. You are appreciated."
     
  9. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    35,380
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    17,379
    Likes Received:
    18,484
    you always made miracles every Thanksgiving
     
  10. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

    Reputations:
    622
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,164
    Likes Received:
    4,819
    I am watching soul plane because it is on showtime free weekend :nojj:
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    79,677
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    40,754
    Likes Received:
    37,162
    I'd rather jump out of a slowly moving vehicle than watch that shit.
     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

    Reputations:
    622
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,164
    Likes Received:
    4,819
    it wasn't that slow she sped up
     
  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    20,425
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    73,370
    Likes Received:
    22,633
    It's like when Velma married the football star on good times
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    33,949
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    49,651
    Likes Received:
    23,212
    she went hungry so the kids could eat. In all fairness, she looks like she could afford to miss a few meals.
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    179,781
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    145,723
    Likes Received:
    75,910
    :jj:
     
  16. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    :fail:
     
  17. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5,721
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    5,154
    Likes Received:
    2,857
    why do fathers run?
     
  18. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5,721
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    5,154
    Likes Received:
    2,857
    Hey Brother, you going to the Rowell Ranch Rodeo? I love those tight jeaned girls.
     
  19. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

    Reputations:
    -64,088
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    31,102
    Likes Received:
    5,895
    I realize that you're probably not going to see this but I have to say it anyway just to cleanse my soul. You're a fucking idiot.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    166,386
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    62,907
    Likes Received:
    21,872
    And all this time he was paying a shrink to say the same thing.