I just listened to Kevin Durant's MVP speech.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, May 9, 2014.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

    Reputations:
    13,898
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    29,171
    Likes Received:
    18,247
    His speech should have been, "damn, mom. What the fuck were you thinking popping two kids out by age 21 and having us moving from place to place in such squalor that we celebrated having our first apartment? Do you realize how close we came to having completely fucked up lives? If I wasn't blessed with this ridiculous athletic ability I'd probably be a fucking security guard right now at best. I could easily be sitting in a crack house or out in the streets robbing and selling drugs. Shit, we got lucky as fuck. Do you know there are millions of people who made the exact same choices in life you did but didn't shit out a kid who is a freak of nature who are living lives straight out of a World Star video?"
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -441
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,521
    Likes Received:
    24,209
    havoc is a security guard
     
  3. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    95,516
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    189,075
    Likes Received:
    113,753
    He's a good man.

    Move on.
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

    Reputations:
    13,898
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    29,171
    Likes Received:
    18,247
    He's a standup guy. I'm just saying it's ridiculous to treat his mother like a fucking hero.
     
    Last edited: May 9, 2014
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    95,516
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    189,075
    Likes Received:
    113,753
    And a happy mothers day to U
     
  6. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    14,815
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    15,306
    Likes Received:
    15,187
    She's the wind beneath his wings
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

    Reputations:
    18,475
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,972
    Likes Received:
    51,362
    Yayyay, worldstar!
     
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    51,548
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    37,158
    Likes Received:
    30,851
    "And even as a crack fiend, mama... Ya always was a black queen mama. You are appreciated."
     
  9. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    14,815
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    15,306
    Likes Received:
    15,187
    you always made miracles every Thanksgiving
     
  10. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

    Reputations:
    363
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,052
    Likes Received:
    4,749
    I am watching soul plane because it is on showtime free weekend :nojj:
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    51,548
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    37,158
    Likes Received:
    30,851
    I'd rather jump out of a slowly moving vehicle than watch that shit.
     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

    Reputations:
    363
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,052
    Likes Received:
    4,749
    it wasn't that slow she sped up
     
  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    8,576
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    71,762
    Likes Received:
    20,435
    It's like when Velma married the football star on good times
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    13,791
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    46,291
    Likes Received:
    19,042
    she went hungry so the kids could eat. In all fairness, she looks like she could afford to miss a few meals.
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    68,491
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    132,999
    Likes Received:
    58,192
    :jj:
     
  16. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    :fail:
     
  17. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,493
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    4,669
    Likes Received:
    2,281
    why do fathers run?
     
  18. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,493
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    4,669
    Likes Received:
    2,281
    Hey Brother, you going to the Rowell Ranch Rodeo? I love those tight jeaned girls.
     
  19. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You

    Reputations:
    -56,151
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    30,279
    Likes Received:
    5,491
    I realize that you're probably not going to see this but I have to say it anyway just to cleanse my soul. You're a fucking idiot.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    25,549
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    59,614
    Likes Received:
    17,215
    And all this time he was paying a shrink to say the same thing.