i just made my hotel room cleaning lady ill

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I was sitting at my desk and ripped off a major sick fart. Right as I was basking in the putrid odor there was a knock on my door. The cleaning lady. She came in as I

    slipped past her to enjoy the stench. She's gotta be up there gagging.
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    But did u get in that ass doe?
     
  3. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I like leaving this for the cleaning crew:

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    She was young and cute but she's been cleaning other peoples shitters all day. Did not want.
     
  6. PullMyFinger

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    She's probably carrying some disinfectant with her. Hose her down.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You're not going to believe this. I was down in the lobby waiting for my room to get cleaned. When I got up, I realized I had forgotten my key card. The cleaning lady was standing at the desk taking a break. She looked at me and said, "If there's anything you need later, come and see me." It looks like the old gwart's farts have some aphrodisiac in them.
     
  8. zhukov

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    DSK that bitch!!!
     
  9. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Brah u need to hit that
    Srs
    Just do it
    Now
    Get off the Internet
    And do it
     
  10. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Unless ur married or have a GF
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I'm married and old and fat as fuck (I do have good hair). She couldn't possibly have meant like it sounded. My wife hasn't even said anything remotely like that for a long time.:sad:
     
  12. PullMyFinger

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    Nice. Call up for some "turndown" service this evening.
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Don't be hard on urself brah she wanted u
    Cleaning ladies nvr say that shit

    But be faithful yo
    This cleaning lady incident should give u some swag yo
    Take that back to ur wifey cuz
     
  14. beetlejosh

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    :cwl:
     
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    BTK that bitch!!!
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    Maybe her uncle's a doctor and can cure diarrhea. Maybe that's what she meant
     
  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Pardon me, champ, but what does it mean to "BTK" someone?
     
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    Bind Torture Kill :nuts:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Oh.



    There's some real characters around this bitch.