I Just Made Some Faggit Indian Stew that Kanye West would not Appreciate.

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  1. Bro

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    First I had to make a tomato sauce.

    I sauteed up some onion, carrot, red pepper, cubanelle pepper...

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    Go on...
     
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    Then I added zucchini, and mushroom. and sauteed it a little more.

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    I added san marzano canned tomato and cooked it down a bit.

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    I added salt and pepper and some dry oregano and basil. I put it in a blender and pureed it.

    Then I started the spicy indian bullshit.

    I minced some ginger.

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    i also diced another onion, sauteed the onion and ginger, then added the Curry powder and Garam Marsala and Cayenne pepper.

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    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past my spice limit o_O
     
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    The sauce came out less than red because of all the veggies. I cooked the lentils and added them and cooked them till they were soft as dicks.

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    OMG SPICY
     
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    Is there any meat in there? I need meat in my stew.
     
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    The recipe calls for rice. Too many carbs. @Kanye West I might put it over leftover red quinoa from last night.

    CARBS
     
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    No meat, hence faggit stew.
     
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    I deed eat a couple of these wings I made last night.

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    Oh, I thought that was referring to the zucchini.
     
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    I just put it on some red quinoa and black beans. Fuck. Sooo many CARBS.

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    Completely gay

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    holy mackinaw
     
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    Cooking. :nooo: