I just ordered this birthday present for my sister from Amazon

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She fucking likes owls all right?


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  2. nazdrowie

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    those look like spoons, tho
     
  3. Gwarn1

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    Cheap
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    So you just guess with the black measuring spoon.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It looks like a YOU GONNA GET RAPED spoon
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

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    Just hook me up with her. That can be your gift to her.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's like ceramic or something
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Get her a nice spice rack instead.
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    She already has a nice rack.
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    you should get her a dildo
     
  11. Satori Brah

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    you're joking, right?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I thought it was a nice gift :nocheer:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It comes with the stand!
     
  14. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    She will cherish it...:c
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    what kind of shit does she buy you? :wtf:
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    Chriza, give her the first season of The Big Bang Theory. I think she will like it.
     
  17. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    That 1/2 teaspoon is actually a 1/2 tablespoon.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She can fucking have mine :shit:
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Who even remembers
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Or more like

    HOO even remembers?

    GET IT???? :c