I Just Ordered This Chefs Table From The Knife Store

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  1. DrivenByDemons

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    Sucker. You can get a much cheaper table that's just as good.
     
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    It was hand forged in Berlin by Van-Damme. My bland, lifeless, coarsely cut, flavorless, overcooked dishes will never know such greatness.
     
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    Faggot stew?
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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    ewww
     
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    Uh.... That would be a Japanese/Yonkers fusion stew asshole.
     
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    Ew, sounds too salty.
     
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    Sodium is the Devil. I only ingest Sodium Chloride.
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    well to be fair, you only ingest sodium once so its not like you are in danger of developing a bad habit or addiction to it.
     
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    Keep it away from dihydrogen monoxide.
     
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    I serve my guests sodium pentothal, makes conversations lively.
     
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    If you were a real man instead of half a fag you would have made that yourself like a real man would.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    MSG fo a nigga... :pimp:
     
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    I cut my finger off dicing an onion.
     
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    When I was looking at prep tables, I went with stainless. I shoulda got one with a back because shit keeps escaping through the back.

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    Can you even dice an onion.
     
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    You have one of those in your house?