i just ordered this door mat for my house

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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  2. Harry Gibbs

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    it'll be here by thursday.
     
  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    dink, I want to like you, bro. Don't be a faggot.
     
  4. beatlejaws

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    anything Dink does is not faggit
     
  5. gilaet

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    I don't get it.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    until now
     
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  8. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Might as well take a bag of dicks up your ass.
     
  9. gilaet

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    It's two owls sitting on a branch.
     
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    I interpret it as Dink and his gal building their nest.
     
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    I'm a big dinkus fan, but I really don't get him.
     
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  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's awesome! i just thought it was cute.
     
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    and they're both a real hoot :c
     
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  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    there's nothing to get, buddy. i like what i like and dgaf.
     
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    he's ahead of his time.
     
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  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    why is this a bad doormat? it's just two cute owls.
     
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    the owls are saying "Whoooo's there?" it's implied
     
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    he wants folks to know it's a "smart" house
     
  20. gilaet

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    Two methed out owls from the looks of it.
     
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