I just paid $25 to have my dog microchipped

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  1. yosemite sam

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    Plus he cried like a little bitch.
     
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    My gf did that to her dog the other day. It's the size of a rat. Where the fuck is it gonna go?

    Sorry your dog isn't tough Sam.
     
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    I should have turned around and picked out another dog at the first yelp.
     
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    My gf went to Manila for a week last month and left her dog with me. I took a bunch of pictures of it with my phone then took it to a boarding place to stay until the morning of her return. My boys were all proud of how brilliant that was.
     
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    Your dog's a total pansy... he probably takes a finger in the ass, too.
     
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    YOU people sure talk a lot about money.
     
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    And dog ass.
     
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    You calling me a joo?
     
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    :wub:
     
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    He would make Gus his beta bitch. :dogpee:
     
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    Like that's the worst thing you've been called today?
     
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    Well that's really not a big accomplishment. Gus IS a beta bitch.

    He hides behind me and peeks his head out from between my legs when I take him out at night to go to the bathroom. :facepalm: He's terrified something is going to get him.
     
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    Fuck, now what?
     
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    yeah, the bad ass pit hides behind me (peeking his head out from between my legs) until he feels safe enough to venture out into a fenced yard to take a piss.

    every night, same deal.
     
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    Leave Gus alone!!!! :bigcry:
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Gus fears the Slender Man :scared:

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    Where you born in a barn?
     
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    Outside in that wooden bathtub that the horse drinks from.