Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VAsiCkBoy, May 29, 2014.
did you fall face first into the nurse's cleavage?
Oh hell no...she weighed bout tree-fiddy
how did you miss them then??
I started to sweat and everything went black.
Fright or flight
I only do that when the big needles for the cortisone shots come out
I don't like needles at all.
I passed out once while donating blood. I almost passed out again laughing when I saw those big old lazy nurses scrambling around like I was about to die.
I thought I was dying. I was all like...."I feel kinda fu---funny"
Yeah, the first time is scary. If it ever happens again, you'll know you need to sit down immediately. If I feel dizzy and start getting tunnel vision, I fucking sit right down. Some times it happens too fast and you wake up on the floor.
is your ass sore .. do you now walk with a limp?
Was the tits nice, though?
I forgot about the very first time I ever passed out. I was in a really crowded restaurant with my wife and two toddler daughters. It was one of those steak houses that let you eat peanuts and throw the shells on the floor. I drank a margarita and told my wife I was going to go outside to get some fresh air. Next thing I know, I wake up on the floor, covered in peanuts. They wouldn't let me up until the meat wagon came to haul me away. The Doctor said I was dehydrated but I just think I have a tendency to pass out. I've had my blood pressure checked a million times and I drink plenty of water but still have to be careful.
That's exactly what happened...fucking tunnel-vision. I've never passed out before.
Broke out in a sweat too. It was taking forever for her to get the blood and she said I lost all color to my face.
I don't really remember much after that. I wasn't out but a few seconds.
Never met a dude that fainted before ...
I was watching all these old ladies and little kids come out of there with no problem and I'm the one that passes out.
Wait until you get the bill for emergency revival and resuscitation.