I just passed out at the doctor's office.

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  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Fucking vampires! :sleep:
     
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    did you fall face first into the nurse's cleavage?
     
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    Oh hell no...she weighed bout tree-fiddy
     
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    how did you miss them then?? :jj:
     
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    I started to sweat and everything went black.
     
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    Fright or flight
     
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    Dr. Dracula!!!

    :cwl:
     
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    I only do that when the big needles for the cortisone shots come out
     
  10. VAsiCkBoy

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    I don't like needles at all.
     
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    I passed out once while donating blood. I almost passed out again laughing when I saw those big old lazy nurses scrambling around like I was about to die.
     
  12. VAsiCkBoy

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    I thought I was dying. I was all like...."I feel kinda fu---funny"
     
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    Yeah, the first time is scary. If it ever happens again, you'll know you need to sit down immediately. If I feel dizzy and start getting tunnel vision, I fucking sit right down. Some times it happens too fast and you wake up on the floor.
     
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    is your ass sore .. do you now walk with a limp?
     
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    Was the tits nice, though?
     
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    I forgot about the very first time I ever passed out. I was in a really crowded restaurant with my wife and two toddler daughters. It was one of those steak houses that let you eat peanuts and throw the shells on the floor. I drank a margarita and told my wife I was going to go outside to get some fresh air. Next thing I know, I wake up on the floor, covered in peanuts. They wouldn't let me up until the meat wagon came to haul me away. The Doctor said I was dehydrated but I just think I have a tendency to pass out. I've had my blood pressure checked a million times and I drink plenty of water but still have to be careful.
     
  17. VAsiCkBoy

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    That's exactly what happened...fucking tunnel-vision. I've never passed out before.
    Broke out in a sweat too. It was taking forever for her to get the blood and she said I lost all color to my face.
    I don't really remember much after that. I wasn't out but a few seconds.
     
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    Never met a dude that fainted before ...:cwl:


    :gayflag:
     
  19. VAsiCkBoy

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    I was watching all these old ladies and little kids come out of there with no problem and I'm the one that passes out.
     
  20. gwartney

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    Wait until you get the bill for emergency revival and resuscitation.