I just pissed on a spider in the toilet

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  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :jj: dumb bug
     
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    Free golden showers are not a viable business model
     
  3. jonpow

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    It wanted your jizz
     
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    At least the bug got one last laugh before it died :jj:
     
  5. HAL

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    I did feel sorta bad
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    HAL pisses egg drop soup. :asian:
     
  7. gilaet

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    Finally got you to piss in a toilet.
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    that's because you're an environmentalist HAL.
     
  10. MatthewT

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    it's an arachnid HAL
     
  11. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Spiders lucky you weren't taking a shit. :wtf:
     
  12. gilaet

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    Now that spider has agoraphobic super powers.
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    do spiders piss?
     
  14. HAL

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    oh btw fuck you gays
     
  15. MatthewT

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    that's gonna be your hell, HAL. you'll be in a toilet, and a billion spiders will be pissing on you for eternity.
     
  16. jonpow

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    wtf do you think it was doing in there
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I wish

    good question
     
  18. beetlejosh

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    It always makes me nervous going pee after I flush a bug down the toilet. I'm terrified it's going to come back up at me, and get into my nether regions. :ohnoes:
     
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    You should have made this a picture thread!