i just pulled my butt cheeks apart when i farted it went pfffrrt tweeeeeeeeeee-eeeeet

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    how many condoms shot out?
     
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    Any shit spackle to report?
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

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    :jj: omg :rofl: holy shit hal! :lol: fuckin' a man :jj: you're such a queer.
     
  5. jdwhatever

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    that's a really cool story
     
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    Dink, take it easy with the threads bro. Your losing your edge.
     
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    sharting is a normal occurence
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    nothing detectable, but i heard someplace about particles.
     
  9. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    ^_^
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't have edge an never have.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

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    it didn't even stink.
     
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    Sharticles
     
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    Do you have anything to say about Animalgods successful return to the bar! Seems you have kept your mouth shut around him. (And rightfully so)
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    dat's a good vun. :jj:
     
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    Chances are your asshole swallowed a tank of air
     
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    Fuckin' Dinkus and his weird sounding fartbox. :jj:
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't give a fuck about ag. i have a weapon that will destroy him and i'll use it when the time is right. for now i'm just letting him go about his business, which is mostly just being super boring and sticking to the same schtick he's always had. but when the time is right, he will be destroyed...again. this time he will not return.
     
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    Jeter has an edge.
     
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    :jj:

    it's that pizza i had after my bike ride yesterday. i did a 30 mile loop today and was farting the whole time. :rofl:
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

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    is that razor reference?