I just read on Facebook that they are letting retards get married now

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    Stop
     
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    Haven't

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    always?

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    Gay sex
     
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    I got on the bus yesterday and this group of retarded people got on a few stops later. This one Chinese retarded lady sat next to me, another retarded guy who smelled like shit his pants was by me too. The Chinese lady kept touching my stomach then looking away. It went on all the way from Powell to Haight/Divisadero if you know how far that is :(.
     
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    Uber swamp ass?
     
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    I don't think I've ever seen a retarded Chinese person! What did she look like??
     
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    Oh I live by a lot of them. TONS of them. She had bangs. They all live at this house. They walk in circles for hours and hours in front of this house..

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    Are their eyes squintier than normal? :jj:
     
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    She looked normal, except her retarded bangs. She seriously was touching my privates, it was really strange, because their handler was playing with her phone.
     
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    How was your retarded handjob?
     
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    It smelled like poo so bad at the back of the bus, I couldn't wait to get off the fucking thing. She only hit my balls, btw.
     
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    The same retard parade happened to me in college.
     
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    Have you ever had it Moike?
     
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    HaHa Mike, this thread is now about retarded asians that give retarded hand jobs.