I just read on Facebook that they are letting retards get married now

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, May 24, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,422
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    67,636
    Likes Received:
    13,425
  2. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

    Reputations:
    3,362
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,516
    Likes Received:
    2,118
  3. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    46,503
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    26,538
    Likes Received:
    28,883
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,422
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    67,636
    Likes Received:
    13,425
    Stop
     
  5. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

    Reputations:
    88,764
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2013
    Messages:
    36,800
    Likes Received:
    71,164
    Haven't

    they

    always?

    :c
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,422
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    67,636
    Likes Received:
    13,425
    Gay sex
     
    DiamondGoddess likes this.
  7. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

    Reputations:
    3,362
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,516
    Likes Received:
    2,118
    I got on the bus yesterday and this group of retarded people got on a few stops later. This one Chinese retarded lady sat next to me, another retarded guy who smelled like shit his pants was by me too. The Chinese lady kept touching my stomach then looking away. It went on all the way from Powell to Haight/Divisadero if you know how far that is :(.
     
    Johnnykstaint likes this.
  8. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

    Reputations:
    88,764
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2013
    Messages:
    36,800
    Likes Received:
    71,164
    Uber swamp ass?
     
  9. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

    Reputations:
    58,328
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2014
    Messages:
    11,122
    Likes Received:
    14,896
    I don't think I've ever seen a retarded Chinese person! What did she look like??
     
    TonyJax likes this.
  10. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

    Reputations:
    82,082
    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    21,015
    Likes Received:
    57,599
  11. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

    Reputations:
    3,362
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,516
    Likes Received:
    2,118
    Oh I live by a lot of them. TONS of them. She had bangs. They all live at this house. They walk in circles for hours and hours in front of this house..

    [​IMG]
     
    Pill Queen likes this.
  12. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

    Reputations:
    58,328
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2014
    Messages:
    11,122
    Likes Received:
    14,896
    Are their eyes squintier than normal? :jj:
     
  13. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

    Reputations:
    3,362
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,516
    Likes Received:
    2,118
    She looked normal, except her retarded bangs. She seriously was touching my privates, it was really strange, because their handler was playing with her phone.
     
    Pill Queen likes this.
  14. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    46,503
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    26,538
    Likes Received:
    28,883
    How was your retarded handjob?
     
  15. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

    Reputations:
    3,362
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,516
    Likes Received:
    2,118
    It smelled like poo so bad at the back of the bus, I couldn't wait to get off the fucking thing. She only hit my balls, btw.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Tata and farewell. VIP

    Reputations:
    33,663
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    50,919
    Likes Received:
    25,221
  17. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

    Reputations:
    3,362
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,516
    Likes Received:
    2,118
    The same retard parade happened to me in college.
     
  18. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

    Reputations:
    58,328
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2014
    Messages:
    11,122
    Likes Received:
    14,896
  19. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    37,933
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    45,288
    Likes Received:
    35,493
    Have you ever had it Moike?
     
  20. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

    Reputations:
    6,666
    Joined:
    May 10, 2012
    Messages:
    7,910
    Likes Received:
    6,676
    HaHa Mike, this thread is now about retarded asians that give retarded hand jobs.