I just realized the weird thing I found in my parents' drawer as a kid was a penis pump

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    When I was a kid, I remember looking through my parents' dresser drawer and finding a weird plastic tube. It had a handle on one end that could be moved up and down, and the side of the tube was marked with numbers that measured something in inches. I remember being confused and asking a friend what it could be. Based on my description, he said it was probably a vibrator (we were probably 13 at the time).

    Anyway, this morning I woke up from a dead sleep and it suddenly hit me; the thing I found all those years ago was my dad's penis pump. This was before viagara, so I guess he had to pump his junk to get or keep an erection.

    Damn my childhood curiousity.
     
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    HypocriteHowie VIP Extreme Gold

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    erectile dysfunction is hereditary, I'm so sorry. And from what you say you probably would have found the vibrator if you looked harder.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    bahahaha great post nice
     
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    :scat:
     
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    When you see some things, they can't be unseen. :scream:
     
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    I remember a big black dildo in my parents drawer, damn...
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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