I just ruined a t-bone steak

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  1. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Ask me anything.
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    Meat thermometer
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Did you serenade it?

    /runintothegroundjoke
     
  4. Mur

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    burnt or dropped on the floor?
     
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    How long did you boil it for?
     
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    Did you eat it anyway?
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Lol
     
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    floor aint gonna hurt it.
     
  10. crazypreacher

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    I overcooked it. It was the consistancy of a work boot.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its hard to fuck up a steak unless you went past med-rare
     
  12. crazypreacher

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    Just salt and pepper. And time.
    :facepalm:
     
  13. Gomez

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    give it to your dog
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I cooked for my ma. She won't tolerate any pink in her food. She's old school.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    wtf dumbaz? 3-4 minutes a side over high heat, how hard is that?
     
  16. crazypreacher

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    :hal:
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    See above grumpy bastard.
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Yeah, pretty much.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Why didn't you let your boyfriend cook it?

    Men don't ruin steaks. :smile:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    negged :slick: