I just saved myself $12,000 and it sucks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VarmintSam, May 9, 2012.

  1. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    After getting all the arrangements in place for the past week or so I proposed, she said no.:nocheer: Ring is going back, lucky its my friends family business otherwise I might have been stuck with the rock. What a mindfuck, it took 3 days for it to completely sink in. Fuckin' broads.......:depressed: I hate you all
     
  2. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    Pwned!!
     
  3. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    calling bullshit on the mult
     
  4. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    Any jewelry store will Let you return a ring.
     
  6. Howchilla

    Howchilla VIP Extreme Gold

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    Were you two talking marriage? Was it out of left field?

    When I proposed it was a gimme putt. I wasn't taking any chances.

    I had a chick propose to me after 7 days together and 3 dates. She said we were "star crossed lovers". Well she learned the Fairy Tale was over quickly.
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Gold

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  8. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    This is the best day of your life knucklehead....mozel tov!
     
  9. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :backlol: pwnd faggit!!
     
  10. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    You are a true romantic



    A failure but a true romantic
     
  11. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I didn't know that, the thought never even crossed my mind about asking what their return policy is.
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    go hire a hooker, get some coke....
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    All I can think of is her saying no and Yosemite Sam's voice going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!"
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Gold

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    You trying to drive him crazy?
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Seeing you said you hate all women now, you should get used to the taste of cock in you pie hole.
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Gold

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    Me too. :bully:
     
  17. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :shucks: me?
     
  18. Porn Stache

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    Does anyone actually believe this bullshit?

    Is there really anyone on Earth dumb enough to get their marriage proposal rejected and then post it on a Message Board full of ball busters?
     
  19. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I don't even know what a mult is but I wish it were bullshit
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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