I just saw Gerald Wallace at Hooters.

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I didn't know who he was. I mean I figured he was a basketball player because he was tall and black. When he left a lot of white guys were going up to him and shaking his hand and I heard people saying he was Gerald Wallace so I googled him and apparently he plays for the Celtics. Who knew?

    I was more interested in the waitresses cleavage and camel toes to be concerned with a large negro.
     
  2. DarkFriday

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    Careful with the race baiting tonight dum dum :coffee:
     
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    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Ummmm, did you rub your shaved pussy when you realized it was a basketball player?
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    No race baiting here. I simply didn't recognize the gentleman because I don't like basketball.
     
  6. Scott

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    Yes
     
  7. Daveindiego

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    Was it wet?
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Moderately moist.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Just googled him. He looks like he could kick each and every one of our asses.
     
  10. artiesoffspring

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    He's a softy. I looked at his chart.