I just saw my cat!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    .........at least, I'm pretty sure it was him. He was sitting at the end of my driveway, but as I was trying to entice him up to the door, some black cock of a cat started chasing him down the street.

    Do cats have some kind of hierarchy, where they get to run other cats out of their own homes and neighborhoods??????

    He's got pretty distinctive coloring, I'm pretty darn sure it was him. :cheer:
     
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    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    hey there, sweetie :hw: it was probably just something like this...
    [video=youtube;CZOeWFBy75A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOeWFBy75A[/video]
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    On a related note, EC got a long-handled hand mirror and saw her pussy. :coffee:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :lol:NO!!! I still have my contacts in! (otherwise it could be a damn duck and I wouldn't be able to distinguish!) He has very distinctive coloring! I'm about.......85% sure it was him! Sitting at the end of my driveway staring into the house, until the other cock of a cat chased him off.

    She should work on her flexibility. I don't need a long-handled mirror to gaze at mine.
     
  5. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    I'm sorry, slip... I haven't been around all that much, I didn't even know you misplaced your pussy :console:
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :giggle:

    Haven't seen the damn thing in a month. Just disappeared.

    Don't you hate it when you can't keep track of your pussy?
     
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    OK I am sending it now
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That's what you fucked your daughter with, you stupid cunt?

    Thankfully for her it likely didn't even break her hymen.
     
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    HAL HAM

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Stupid fucking twat. I'm not going to be able to digest food for days - and you are going to motherfucking pay for that.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Absolutely. They very are territorial, so Bad Kitteh has probably kicked your cat's ass (no offense), and sprayed all over the area to mark it as "his" territory. Bad Kitteh doesn't care who lives there or pays the property taxes; it's just what they do...
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

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    Jesus Slippy, you can't identify your own cat? Haven't you had it for years? :facepalm: :jj: