I just saw pornstar Savanna Samson at the grocery store

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Asshat, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. Asshat

    Asshat Well-Known Member

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    She was wearing mom jeans and kind of frumpy but goddamn--she looks gorgeous. I did like seven walk bys I was so intrigued.
     
  2. Gas Face

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    nice pic asshole
     
  3. gilaet

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    Wow, she looks great.
     
  4. Asshat

    Asshat Well-Known Member

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    Believe me I considered it. I need dem google glasses.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I bet she wazz over tha 20 item limit...
     
  6. Asshat

    Asshat Well-Known Member

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    Just thought at least I'd share my experience.

    She was with an older latin guy who seemed kind of lame.
     
  7. Ben Dover

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    You should have rammed a cucumber up her ass. Then she would have noticed you
     
  8. boxers

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    She is/was so fuckin sexy. All genuine porn noises and facial expressions. It was like she could almost have a real ograzum. So fuckin fine
     
  9. boxers

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    ...I mean its like she almost enjoyed the shit
     
  10. stripes

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    maybe not:dontknow:
     
  11. Double Blizz

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    Wow she looks mesmerizing
     
  12. Double Blizz

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    stupid jerk off
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I was just cleaning the pool at Jenna Jameson's house, and she gave me a blowjob.
     
  14. Gas Face

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    That's cool man. I gave Lisa Ann a massage the other day and she fucked me doggy style.
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    hey I juss saw Peter North and I sucked hizz cock!
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wait....wut? :scratch:
     
  17. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    schmoopy's gonna neg this douche
     
  18. Double Blizz

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    Schmoopy has his hands full with benzedrex inhalers so he told me to post this
     
  19. HAL

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    She was on the reality show Porno Valley :cheer:
     
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    she's really keeping it together; good for her