I just scored at the DMV

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, May 26, 2016.

  1. WillyBest

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    Banged the chick on her cell phone in the lower lefthand corner! :cheer:
     
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    The muzzie is there for a pilots license
     
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    lover???

    :fail:
     
  5. Stu Blumpkin

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    Did you park it in her trunk?
     
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    I'm fucking high on DMT right now! Or did you miss that part?
     
  7. WillyBest

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    Let's just say we "took it off-road."
     
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    whoa
     
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    Cut a brotha some slack!
     
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    @garypagetwo , learn from WB.
     
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    Gettin' shit done, son! Can't be afraid of a little mud on the helmet!
     
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  12. Stu Blumpkin

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    Did she have big mud flaps on her rig?
     
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    Her beef curtains were petite and tight!
     
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    Did you make a wrong turn and go down the dirt road?
     
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    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    this you believe
     
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    Gary, I posted a photo and proof! Confirmed and verified, bro.
     
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    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery" Gold

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    I will take the Asian next to her
     
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    I tried, but she was't having it. She with with her boyfriend or some shit (guy in the blue shirt)!
     
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    Who's that asian lookin hottie next to her? :marx: