I just sharted

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Toothdecay, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    But it felt normal till the liquid was running down my leg, weird
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Is this news? I figured this was everyday living for you.
     
  3. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Hasn't happened in like 10 years I hope my cargo pants will be okay
     
  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    did you have to leave work to shower?
     
  5. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    So


    Ur just sitting there

    In ur shit juice???
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I shit myself so bad at Magic Mountain when I was a kid, that I had to dump my pants behind a toilet somewhere in that park.

    Good times. Good times.

    Lesson learned that day.....Don't eat blocks of Sharp Cheddar cheese while kicking it in a hot tub all day.
     
  7. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    you should ask Warmth the cheapest place to buy Depends. :grouch:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you ever get that warm feeling down your leg but when you check nothing's there? i do
     
  9. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Dirty bitch

    What did you eat that made you push cotton?
     
  10. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I got fired remember

    Went straight to the restroom and cleaned up

    I did that at the mall of america that was the last time it happened

    I'm not that old yet

    No

    Pancakes and trader joes teriyaki chicken
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You hear that guy on yesterdays Stern show talking about cleaning up hoarders homes.

    Someone had 45 thousand pounds of human shit in their house. :jj:
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Fuck that job
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    That must be a pretty rough day when you have to start shitting in the hallway, because the bathroom is too full of shit. :jj:
     
  14. Markijuano

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    Too much lumpia for your cracka ass
     
  15. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    This never happened.
     
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    Puppy Farts New Member

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    ya didn't he fill like the bathtub and all the sinks and what not with shit?
     
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    Dude that's an insane combo! sounds good though
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Actually it did my pants and undies are in the washer as we type
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Exactly. I was listening to that just as I sat down to eat my dinner.
     
  20. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Pancakes this morning and the chicken for lunch