I just sharted

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I was in the Jack in the Box parking lot, and I farted, and suddenly everything got wet and smelled like shit

    All I ate today was that dip I was telling you about

    Fuck
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    did you ruin your camo shorts?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I meant the drive through

    Whatever

    The point is I smelled like shit and I had to come home and shower
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I was wearing white plaid shorts

    WHITE PLAID SHORTS

    :(
     
  5. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    gross
     
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    jack in thre box in san fran... i stayed away from that shit,,u should too fatty
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Any ladies out there, please PM me

    Share your feelings
     
  8. Mack

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    :jj: commando?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No I was wearing boxers but they were old as fuck
     
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    white plaid shorts :jj:

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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's what they look like :wtf:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd write'em both off and stick'em under the drivers seat of a neighbor or coworker you don't like.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Or should I say "looked"
     
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    lol sorry Chriza. What did you end up getting at the Box?
     
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    sunny side up of course
     
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    i got some sever sun burn from hanging in the park even in fog covered park.... srsly hnds and face...



    who knew u can get burnt:dontknow:
     
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    It was the corn! :facepalm:
     
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    diarrhea. :jj:
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Shart happens.