i just shit my pants at work.

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  1. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale New Member

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    Had mexican for lunch. Was really working on a boss fart and it just turned wet. Like piss. So embarassed right now.

    Stuck in my office with the doorlocked and told the secretary I can't even take calls.

    Do I call the wife for replacement clothes or wait time everyone leaves and then leave and just get a toss away pair of pants at walmart and play it off.

    I am sponging up wet shit with napkins. Threw up twice in the trash.
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Got a handgun in the desk?
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    no you didnt
     
  4. Just Peachy

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    call your wife. it's easier.
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You have quite the dilemma there, Henry. I guess you can't confide in your secretary and have her help you out?
     
  6. Henry Gale

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    I wish I did. My only solice is that I was in my office alone when it happened, none of my coworkers are aware.
     
  7. Henry Gale

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    Hi honey I shit my pants, when you are done laughing can you bring me clothes
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    bullshit
     
  9. Henry Gale

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    She is a he, an he is the office gossip queen, no fuckin way
     
  10. Henry Gale

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    No, people shit.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Dignity is a bitch, isn't it?
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    pics or gtfo
     
  13. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale New Member

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    I seriously would have to quit. Office life would become unbarable.
     
  14. Henry Gale

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    I can take pics on my phone but I have no way of uploading them to photobucket. Can't use office pc for anything here.
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    Suck it up and run out of there! Gonna stain the damn chair. :facepalm:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    photobucket mobile app :yay:
     
  17. Shine

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    i am
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  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I've got it! :idea:

    Spill soda or water or coffee or something down there. Then you can ask for help in a more dignified manner!

    It might also help cover up the smell of your own feces.
     
  19. Henry Gale

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    My chair is this ergonomic metal mesh. No cushioning, more comfortable then a regular office chair.
     
  20. Henry Gale

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    Let me look in the app store.