Had mexican for lunch. Was really working on a boss fart and it just turned wet. Like piss. So embarassed right now. Stuck in my office with the doorlocked and told the secretary I can't even take calls. Do I call the wife for replacement clothes or wait time everyone leaves and then leave and just get a toss away pair of pants at walmart and play it off. I am sponging up wet shit with napkins. Threw up twice in the trash.