I just signed up on an online dating site

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Getting desperate :(
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    gary we've met our posting quota here for today. So please don't post anymore within the next 24 hours. This is a special request from Dawg. :hat:
     
  3. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    If Dawg really felt that way he would have told me it in a PM
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Please eat 4 bags of soiled laundry and an attache case filled with Ricin. :jj:
     
  7. Xhorder

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    Good Luck!
    :gig:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    You guys must be tight.
     
  9. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Did you post a shirtless pic? Apparently pronounced nipples are a big turn on to Nordic women...
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    that bread looks amazing...and is that a lava cake?? :spaz:
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I've been messaging people all morning about this. So has Dawg. He asked me to help letting people know and I figured I would just tell you since you were already in here.
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    we PM from time to time
    No.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Sourdough Reggie


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  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    why dont you walk around your junior high schools like Chriza does? he seems to have success
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Is it a special Norwegian dating website?
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I just filled out their 80 question questionnaire which will allow them to make a "match list" for me :jj: It will be ready in a few min, apparently.
     
  17. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Gary, those sites where the match you up with the dog breed that best suits you is NOT a dating site!
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I tend to do the opposite of whatever that fucker does.
    Yep. Looks like it's run from a basement :facepalm: But, it's the biggest of its kind in Norway.
     
  19. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Link to your profile, page...
     
  20. GHP

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    I met flathead on blackpeoplemeet.com