I just sneezed and wet farted

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Feb 15, 2013.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    and im at work :facepalm:
     
  2. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Depends.
     
  3. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Sounds shity
     
  4. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Did a rubber pop out ?
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i have black pants on thank gawg
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It's a wonder you haven't been snatched up by a bikini model, you sexy hunk of man meat.
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    no you didn't
     
  8. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You snarted?
     
  10. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Good thing you weren't hanging out in the shower.


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  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    yes
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i had to go wipe
     
  13. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    liar
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You must stink to high heavens.
     
  15. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    What's the opposite o' that?
     
  16. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    :jj: