I just squished one of these, in my bathroom:

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  1. Slippy

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    Whole bathroom immediately reeked of rotten mud and grass.

    We're just barely thawing out here - isn't it too early for these motherfuckers? :pissed:
     
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    OMFG, I would have shot myself in the face if I ever saw anything like that in my home. :c
     
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    Awwwwwwwww hell Dave.......you'd never cut it as a hick then! Bugs are a part of life. You give out a quick "girly shriek" - then squish the bad bastard!
     
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    U should just burn the house down and move :secret:
     
  5. Mur

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    stink bug?
     
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    I had no idea what it was, until I squished it - and it stank up the bathroom.

    Then I looked it up.

    Yes.
     
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    at what point does mud and grass rot and in what scenario does one get a whiff of that?
     
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    I would have been crying. :grad:
     
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    Somebody please help this city-boy out.

    I don't feel like it.
     
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    i'm not really afraid of spiders, but that would freak me out for sure.
     
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    That's not even funny. :chair:

    I have no problems with snakes, or rats, or mice.........but those things have too many legs, and they get into personal places and bite you - and they make me shriek like a little girl!
     
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    Don't piss off nature.

    U'll be sorry.


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    You think his pals will show up to teach me a lesson? :ohnoes:
     
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    Ah.. the ones around here usually look like this.

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    Stinkbugs in my area are black. And they can reek up a whole room. Yuck!
     
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    rotten mud sounds dreadful.. Dave would probably soil his panties
     
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    That one looks scarier. :eek:mfg:

    I kind of thought it was just some random beetle, until I squished it and it smelled awful very fast. uchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
     
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    After I squished it, I dropped it into the toilet bowl. I do the same thing when I squish a spider.

    Then I'm always scared to sit on that toilet for a good day or so.

    An irrational fear of that bad bastard coming up and biting my ass, or trying to get into my private spots. :chair:
     
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