I just texted my ex-gf for sex.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Do you think she's down?
     
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    Please pray for me in these trying times.
     
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    C'mon man, you know we need to see a pic to make a proper judgement... a pic of her... in my mind you look like Khalil Mack.
     
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    Please do not fantasize about what I look like, kthnx.
     
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    no need to fantasize, you put him right there like you wish it was you :dontknow:
     
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    See's posing as a 22 year old Norwegian college student online.
     
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    Fucking an ex lacks passion unless you hate the bitch fucking guts and she feels the same.
     
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    age, please, before I comment

    eta: 22 you say? I'd fuck her even after DB, hows about that!
     
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  10. NipplesAndToes23

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    I don't know about hating her or anything. I just want her to sit on my boner in a loving way.
     
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    You never know she might be horny her own self and you both can get your own rocks off then be on your way.
     
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    No
     
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    Cute, but she looks like she's 15.
     
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    Hey guy :hw: What up?
     
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    She tried to get me to fly down and meet her in LA a couple of weeks ago. I think she was pretty drunk. I haven't heard from her since she got back.
     
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    She hasn't replied so you're probably right. Thanks, faggot.
     
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    :hat:
     
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    :owned:
     
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    Does this whole celibacy thing get easier at some point?
     
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