I just told my x-girlfriend on Facebook...

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  1. FCCstandards

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    That I think she might be a lesbian. She took up Roller Derby and Soccer. She's married. :facepalm: Poor guy.
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    You ever hit her in the poop-shoot?
     
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    no, sorry. Although maybe now...
     
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    No need to apologize. :dontknow:

    If you had said 'yes', I would have imagined that the girl in your AV is your ex. :jerk:
     
  5. FCCstandards

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    I misspelled something:D
     
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    :scratch:
     
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    Uh oh. Girlfriend was talking derby recently. Already plays soccer.

    Sounds like I am fucked, or the luckiest guy alive. Long as the girls I hope come around aren't mannish. Is that how you spell mannish?

    I do not approve of this message.
     
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    I have an ex who's a friend on Facebook and her boyfriend looks like me. A good few friends even said the same. So I was amused.

    Then I went to bed and watched Predator twice until I finally fell asleep. Go me! I'm not fucking my ex, but her boyfriend looks like me! :yay:

    I totally win.
     
  9. FCCstandards

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    "miss spelled" How the hell do I write that?
     
  10. FCCstandards

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    You may want to try someone new...
     
  11. FCCstandards

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    How do you win?
     
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    Um, he doesn't have to put up with her shit? Also, he doesn't have to put up with her annoying pussy juice all over his cock. :grad:
     
  13. Racerx969

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    Shit. Not again. :facepalm:
    I will just head this derby shit off at the pass.
     
  14. DaBUU

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    soooo she has a type.
     
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    Hey CP, have you seen that gif that Elias posts? The one with the guy slicing off his manhood? Well don't do it...things can only get better. :D
     
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    Get over her, let her go. She hurt you but you should let her be happy.
     
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    I don't.
     
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    I have not seen that gif...and I'm thankful for it.
     
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    Why do you care to facebook an ex-girlfriend that is married?