i just took 2 1mg ambiens and im not the least tired

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  1. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    a lil dizzy now writing this nbut i had neuff energy to go down and make french onion soup

    wheresthe ice?
     
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    i was in Vancouver today and bought a big bag of "blue lotus flower" at the hippie herb/pot store. I just made it into a tea with some honey and I'm about to drink it.

    it's supposed to do something, i guess. I don't know, it was an impulse buy.
     
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    Ambien doesn't knock you out unless you're actually lying down in bed. Only other option is that stuff from Michael Jackson's personal physician, which I strongly advise against.
     
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    not being able to sleep is a hard thing to endure. i tried different sleep meds over the years but it always came down to pot being the best. hands down.

    i made some dry ice kief yesterday. at 7 a.m. i took a few hits. at 8 a.m. i couldn't keep my eyes open anymore. i slept until 11.

    someone should market this shit! :grad:
     
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    Taking 2 1-mg ambien and not being able to sleep means you're gay.
     
  6. Metalheavy19

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    Lol, you're a genius at this stuff. I made those firecrackers a while back from your recipe.........woah buddy. I made three, ate two and was flying high. I kept the other in my fridge for like 4 months and my brother came down to visit and decided what the hell and gobbled it down. Ha Ha his tolerance was not what it used to be and let's just say they didn't lose much of their potency with age. Good times.
     
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    are you having trouble sleeping or taking ambien just for the buzz????? if you want to sleep, just lie down and relax....ambien is amazing and will put you out. so amazing, i got hooked on it and used it as an anti-anxiety med, taking small dosages throughout the day when i was feeling nervous. it's also a depressant and can do something to your mood if not used as prescribed.
    be careful with it, know how it effects your body.
     
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    what is dry ice kief???? i must really be out of the loop.
     
  9. Robert Higgins

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    1 mg Ambien is like taking a baby aspirin. If you want to sleep you need to take the adult dosage, 12.5 mg, and take the extended release version. But make sure you can get at least 6-7 hours of sleep after taking it or it fucks you up the next day (or me at least).
     
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    yeah i thought the dose he took sounded low too. i didnt even know they made a 1mg.
     
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    No, you're not out of the loop. They are doing all kinds of weird stuff with the dope today. Kief, I think, is basically resin or "hairs" off the part of the plant that gets you intoxicated. They collect alot of it and do strange things with it and end up with something akin to hash. It's like concentrated evil/fun.
     
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    i took 2 ounces of buds, got some dry ice and a couple mesh bottomed bags and made some hash. you put the dry ice and pot into a can and shake it a bit. it's a quick and easy way to make it.

    kief is unpressed hash.

    :hat:
     
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    i took 3 oz of buds and made some canna oil capsules. now i don't have to make a fire cracker, i just pop a few capsules and taaaa daaaaaaaaaaa! :)
     
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    I found taking Zertec allergy medicine gives me a better nights sleep than the prescription stuff and doesn't fuck with my mood like Ambien/Xanax do.
     
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    Why don't you just try jerking off...
     
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    Yeah, I take generic benadryl for sleeping myself, especially if I'm not drinking. If you stay up after taking 250mgs you can have some fun. you can only use it for like 3 consecutive days before building tolerance so I only use them for the first few days of a sobriety stretch.
     
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    Can you supply me with a contact phone number or web site where I can buy this shit?
    I assume brain damage is included. :dontknow:
     
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    Double up.:coffee:
     
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    Xanax is your friend right now bro
     
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    Hey Anf...read my posts, you'll doze off in a heartbeat.:rolleyes: