WTF I just took a HUGE shit

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    seriously, it came on like a fucking hurricane. I had to jump up from the dinner table and run to the nearest bathroom. I just barely made it, but when I sat down, I felt an ungodly urge to push. I pushed so hard for so long, I thought i was gonna pop my sphincter. Anyway, this isn't a random shit thread. I passed a log that was about 16" long, as thick as a quarter and Wesley snipes in color. It seriously looked like a snake, it looped the bowl about 2-1/2 times.

    I've never experienced anything like this before. I actually had a shot of adrenaline hit me once it dropped. Have been feeling empty ever since.

    Is a huge log the sign of any medical conditions that you know of? Fuck that was a weird experience.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    5-star thread...
     
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    Wtf is going on with Chrizas ear?
     
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    Randy quaid comment?
     
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    Gigashadow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That fucked up pointy part.
     
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    I had one last night too. It was crazy, I took three huge shits in like 20 minutes. I wanted to take a picture of one it was like the whole bowl.
     
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    Did it happen to look like that brown double dildo you misplaced?
     
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    Pictures or it didn't happen.
     
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    Very well written and executed.
     
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    Fuck you! Your soft, you should have done an upper decker! :crowd:
     
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    That is Chriza? What a fag.
     
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    Picture please
     
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    I've had the kind that you almost don't want to flush just so you can look at all that badness that is out of your body and smile . And your feet have fallen asleep , that after you wipe you look like a toddler learning how to walk .
    :facepalm:
     
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    Chriza would do this
     
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    Thank you for sharing.:up: