I just took a massive, life altering shit

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    ...I am now filled with a renewed hope for the future of mankind. That is all. Thank you.
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    HAL looks like one of The Croods.
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
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    Sternac HALs Pal

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    for whatever reason you are one of my favorite posters. however, your numerous reports about feces release is vomit inducing.
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    But surely you have experienced a pivotal moment such as this?
     
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    i guess so, but not at your alarming frequency.
     
  8. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Wow me too. My pants fit better now :up:

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  9. RH Goatcabin

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    Amazing isn't it?
     
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    Examine and Categorize, please.. :coffee:
    also Rank if you so desire..

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  11. RH Goatcabin

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    I just took another one. I must have been backed up due to holiday stress. At least this way if I die on the trip home the paramedics won't have as big a mess to clean up.

    :yes:
     
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    Human enema. :emperor:
     
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    Leave me out of this. :no:
     
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    I am finding that the older I get the more help I need in that department. ie: pro biotics and fiber. with this in mind I am double duty/doody in cleaning my starfish. I have wipes and yet no matter how many times I wipe I still come away is residual residue. ITs very frustrating and I always have that not so fresh feeling.:facepalm:
     
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    :secret: water
     
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    :secret: bullet
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    this
     
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    a bullet would be better
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I had a nearly life altering one yesterday. I was surrounded by family and friends at home and that familiar feeling hit. I started to stand up and, at about halfway up, I realized that if I go fully erect, an embarrassing incident would take place. I froze in place, half standing, half sitting, until it passed. I was finally able to fully stand and it happened again. I made it to the pooh room after about 3 or 4 agonizing minutes and broke a Christmas day tonnage record.

    I blame the several hours of wine drinking followed by a huge meal, followed by large amounts of coffee.

    I felt like dancing after I got out of the bathroom.