Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Dec 26, 2012.
...I am now filled with a renewed hope for the future of mankind. That is all. Thank you.
HAL looks like one of The Croods.
Robert of Trawr!
for whatever reason you are one of my favorite posters. however, your numerous reports about feces release is vomit inducing.
But surely you have experienced a pivotal moment such as this?
i guess so, but not at your alarming frequency.
Wow me too. My pants fit better now
Amazing isn't it?
Examine and Categorize, please..
also Rank if you so desire..
I just took another one. I must have been backed up due to holiday stress. At least this way if I die on the trip home the paramedics won't have as big a mess to clean up.
Leave me out of this.
I am finding that the older I get the more help I need in that department. ie: pro biotics and fiber. with this in mind I am double duty/doody in cleaning my starfish. I have wipes and yet no matter how many times I wipe I still come away is residual residue. ITs very frustrating and I always have that not so fresh feeling.
a bullet would be better
I had a nearly life altering one yesterday. I was surrounded by family and friends at home and that familiar feeling hit. I started to stand up and, at about halfway up, I realized that if I go fully erect, an embarrassing incident would take place. I froze in place, half standing, half sitting, until it passed. I was finally able to fully stand and it happened again. I made it to the pooh room after about 3 or 4 agonizing minutes and broke a Christmas day tonnage record.
I blame the several hours of wine drinking followed by a huge meal, followed by large amounts of coffee.
I felt like dancing after I got out of the bathroom.