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I just took a massive, life altering shit

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Dec 26, 2012.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    ...I am now filled with a renewed hope for the future of mankind. That is all. Thank you.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet keep walkin Staff Member

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    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    HAL looks like one of The Croods.
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
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    for whatever reason you are one of my favorite posters. however, your numerous reports about feces release is vomit inducing.
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    But surely you have experienced a pivotal moment such as this?
     
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    Sternac HALs Pal

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    i guess so, but not at your alarming frequency.
     
  8. Mur

    Mur Mod Gold

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    Wow me too. My pants fit better now :up:

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  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    Amazing isn't it?
     
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    Examine and Categorize, please.. :coffee:
    also Rank if you so desire..

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  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    I just took another one. I must have been backed up due to holiday stress. At least this way if I die on the trip home the paramedics won't have as big a mess to clean up.

    :yes:
     
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    Human enema. :emperor:
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Staff Member

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    Leave me out of this. :no:
     
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    I am finding that the older I get the more help I need in that department. ie: pro biotics and fiber. with this in mind I am double duty/doody in cleaning my starfish. I have wipes and yet no matter how many times I wipe I still come away is residual residue. ITs very frustrating and I always have that not so fresh feeling.:facepalm:
     
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    :secret: water
     
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    :secret: bullet
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    this
     
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    :secret: Mario
     
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    a bullet would be better
     
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    gwartney Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I had a nearly life altering one yesterday. I was surrounded by family and friends at home and that familiar feeling hit. I started to stand up and, at about halfway up, I realized that if I go fully erect, an embarrassing incident would take place. I froze in place, half standing, half sitting, until it passed. I was finally able to fully stand and it happened again. I made it to the pooh room after about 3 or 4 agonizing minutes and broke a Christmas day tonnage record.

    I blame the several hours of wine drinking followed by a huge meal, followed by large amounts of coffee.

    I felt like dancing after I got out of the bathroom.