I just took a shit

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, May 29, 2012.

  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    there were two odd things

    1. It happened at 3:30 pm when normally it is either a 8 am or 6 pm shit time
    2. It wasnt a normal scent.... not bad but not the normal brand :dontknow:
     
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    You're dying. :coffee:
     
  3. Shine

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    we all are bro, we all are
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Pics?
     
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    Poop Problems.
     
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    it didnt look unusual in any way
     
  7. Mur

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    So you took a shit early and it reeked? :dontknow:
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    You must elaborate before I can break things down scientifically.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'll be the judge of that. :cmon:
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    did you save it for trash bag lady??
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Mayan Prophicies have foreseen this
     
  12. Shine

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    didnt reak....but it wasnt a normal shit smell from me

    perhaps I overcooked the shit.. had to go earlier but put it off because I didnt want to public poop

    no pics and it has been flushed
     
  13. Shine

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    what makes you think that wasnt me?

    indeed :secret:
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :omg:
     
  15. wicked smaaaht

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    Lovely
     
  16. Mur

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    To you maybe. My own crap don't stink either. :c
     
  17. RenchFries

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    Since I got a smart-phone with games on it, I sometimes spend half an hour taking a shit.
     
  18. Shine

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    You touch your phone on the toilet? Oh no
     
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    Have you eaten more cheese than usual?
     
  20. cheezedbyfate

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    too much bbq