I just took an aspirin and a mentos, who wants to ask me anything (srs)

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  1. Shine

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    Oh and I watched the new game of thrones on Hbo go because my brother rules and gave me his password.
     
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    first
     
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    my dick itches any remedies
     
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    Scratch it or wash it
     
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    Why do your threads always suck?
     
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    its way at the bottom of the shaft I itch and itch and all it does is itch even more.

    under my skin on the actual penis itself. Help SNRS
     
  7. Shine

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    I believe the premise of your question sucks
     
  8. Shine

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    when is the last time you banged some skank? She might have given you something below the rubber line
     
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    been a while, unless the wife is :eek:
     
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    You wear a rubber with the wife? If no, then it is time for plan b. If yes, she is fucking someone else
     
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    no rubber at all with her. Haven't since 2002
     
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    Why is Children of the Grave the best Sabbath song?
     
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    Good. What you need to do is shave your shit off completely. Grab some rubbing alcohol and rub it on the itchy area. Grab a lighter and light the alcohol. Itch is gone
     
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    Again, a faulty premise. While it is an excellent song, everybody knows paranoid is the superior song.
     
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    Why'd you capitalize the "H" in "Hbo" but not the "bo?"
     
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    My iPad did it. I don't know why
     
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    :grad: be sure to have baking soda or water nearby to put out the flame if it gets too hot
     
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    If you wanna freak the wife out, put alcohol all over the cock and walk in with it burning.
     
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