News I just took the most magnificent double-tapered shit.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Double-tapered.

    Total evacuation time: 3.2 seconds.

    Minimal skidmarking.

    Only thing it didn't do was reach up and flush itself.

     
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  2. binhphuocngu

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    I thought those were called "Limbaughs"?
     
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    Why do I get the feeling that that wasn't the first long, skinny, double-ended thing that's ever gone in and come out of your ass?
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    hahaha i fuckin love that story man. he seems hilarious
     
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    When I see postings with topics like this one, I'm beginning to think this board is swarming with 12-14 year old boys.
     
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    40-70 year old boys.

    :c
     
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    You are a double tapered shit.
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    Now when I go take a shit, I tell everyone I'm going to go take a 'Shortwave98'.

    :smile:
     
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    I seen the double tapered title
    showed up to post the brett video
    seen it was about the brett video

    my reaction???


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    Your drug addled mind figured that one out on it's own? I bet you've been working on that ever second since I posted.
     
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    Same difference :sarcastic:
     
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    :snicker:

    Exactly!!!
     
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    "You look like the last shit I took."
     
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    I love wrestling a mud cobra.