I just washed a merino wool sweater in the laundry

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  1. RenchFries

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    Christmas present from the girlfriend. It was a really nice one.

    It fits a fucking five year old now.

    :depressed:
     
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    Butcher ?

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    Jesus. :coffee:
     
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    They sew those care instruction tags into clothes for a reason, you know?
     
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    It can be saved
     
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    White people problems.
     
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    Any hair conditioner
     
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    subconsciously, you hate your GF
     
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    By the way, the problem here is not that you washed it in the washer. It's that you dried it in the dryer. :uspinjob:
     
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    Don't tell her. banana republic.com
     
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    Just wear it. It'll stretch.
     
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    you dummy :jj:
     
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    I like them @Teeney and toasty
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    did you try the hair conditioner?
     
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    Belly shirts will be back.
     
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    I did the SAME exact thing a last week to a Calvin Klein Merino wool sweater...washed it and threw it in the dryer by accident...it shrunk so bad I doubt even this will work.
     
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    Yes... yes I know I am chubby...you fuckers try drinking as much beer as I do at my age and not be.


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    I only own clothes made of cotton. It never really crossed my mind. I've been washing my clothes on the same program for years and never had this happen to me.
    That won't work. It's too far gone. The sweater is like felt, like the fabric has completely changed, and it's literally less than half its size. I looked into that trick, and it only works if it's slightly fucked up.
    :jj:
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    Shit, man. That sucks. I got you beat, though. I can't pull mine even over my head anymore.
     
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    Thing is, they ony look great on chicks with attractive bellies.