I just watched artie lang on fallon..

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  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    omfg...he looks like he never recovered from the dark place stern drove him too..
    fallon pushed out forced laughter and the audience played along but it was a horrendous appearance...he has no good apperances left..he's a shell, a shadow of his former self...I mean holy shit I'm 10 years older then him and look 10 years younger
     
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    Oh, Stern is was what drove Artie to a dark place? I would thought it had something to do with his father falling off a roof because Artie wasn't there and becoming a paraplegic. That, or MadTV.
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    or how deep inside artie knows his dad's friends mercy killed him
     
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    Or perhaps Artie is the one who did it. And is carrying around that guilt.
     
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    :bigthink: Artie comes home all fucked up, his father pleads with him to end this pain as he can't live with it anymore... :bigthink:
     
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    Looked fine to me. Wasnt his best performance, but wasnt horrible either. He is best as a sidekick, no doubt.
     
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    Artie was only good on the Stern Show.He's been in show biz a long time with not much success.It can be said that out of the Stern Show arena the baby gorilla is a hack.
     
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    He was good in his first three or four years on the show too. Pretty much up until the point where he revealed his addiction on air. Then he just became Artie "Heroin Addict" Lange and he pretty much went downhill from there.
     
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    Why is it Artie fans always blame everyone else but Artie for being a piece of shit? They blame Howard, his Dad, Dana, his mom and sister, etc, etc, etc.... Was Artie's cocaine use and first suicide attempt Quincy Jones's fault? He's been removed from the Stern show for quite awhile now, supposedly has gone through therapy, nut houses, drug rehab, etc.... So blaming Howard for anything is just total bullshit. So who's putting the heroin up his nose now? Who's shoving all the food down his throat to make him look like a disgusting pig? He is! Put the blame where it belongs.

    Even with that douchebag's new show. His fans were blaming Nick DiPaolo for it sucking ass. And now that Nick is gone, I actually read someone complaining about Artie's show, but they were blaming "whoever runs the show", not Artie. It's his show... blame him

    And be serious, before Artie joined the Stern show, it was ruthless ball busting, and actually funny. When Artie joined, all he really did was kiss Howard's ass, and Howard had to tone down because Artie was such an oversensitive bitch. And I'm sorry, but yelling out stupid catchphrases like "Fire!" and "Hey Retard!", isn't funny unless you actually are a fucking retard.
     
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    He is excellent at throwing cd's.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    does anyone have a link to this that can be viewed in canada?
     
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    Artie is an addict, no one caused it, and no one can fix it. Only Artie, simple, but the hardest thing he'll ever do.
     
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    I actually enjoy him doing his solo stuff. His show is pretty decent.
     
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    Corrected.
     
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    Fallon forces out fake laughter for all his guests, he's a terrible ass kissing interviewer. Love the skits though.
     
  16. Sharkboy

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    By the way, no mention of his book. Very interesting. Again, imo howard has shut it down.
     
  17. kev

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    Yeah, there is something strange going on with the book, but I really don't think Howard has anything to do with it. Artie has his head so far up Wiggy's ass he would never make any controversial revelations that we don't already know.
     
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    Nailed it.

    I actually saw some of the Artie show on YouTube and you'll never guess what he did. He quoted "The Godfather!" What talent.

    And ever notice half the time his talk show appearance are telling someone else's jokes? He talks about how funny Bob Ucker is or Don Rickles and then just repeats their material.
     
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    anyone have a link to the appearance?
     
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    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    Thread: I just watched artie lang on fallon..

    it's called "telling a story" cunt-face. IJ



    Why not just say that in the thread, you creepy neg-repping faggot?