I just watched "john Carter".. talk about the stupidest movie ever made

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Time Bandit, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    I mean it was absolutely unoriginal.. it stole themes, ideas, plot twists from other movies...without a doubt total dogshit. fuck, I want my two hours back ..bastards.
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Who's it about?
     
  3. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    no one..its just a ripoff of prior movies that did it better
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    But he could jump really far.
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Lots of jobs being lost at Disney because of that movie. :secret:
     
  6. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    fucking harrible.
     
  7. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Neg reps for not being bright enough to get the concept of a disney movie
     
  8. Cutlass

    Cutlass New Member

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    I watched this one, good movie:

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  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    SHIT MULT FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::cheer:

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  10. Maltodextrin

    Maltodextrin New Member Banned User

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    Bitch, shut up.
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    It was based on a book written in the 1800s...
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    will wait for vhs release
     
  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I thought you shoved your VCR up your granny's poo hole. There's no way that thing still works.
     
  14. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    my afternoon wood is still throbbing mightily....
     
  15. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    welcome to Hollywood. where you been?
     
  16. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    No, everyone stole from the book the film was based on, the book was written in 1917.
     
  17. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Head of disney films resigned this week. Supposed $250m budget and it made 1/3 of that US.

    Maybe now they will learn. TinTin was expected to be a hugh kids film. Too bad only kids in the UK have even heard of TinTin. Sank like a rock.
     
  18. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I guess Disney is hoping that both "Brave" and "The Avengers" make a whole lot of money, more than previously expected just to cover the losses from "John Carter".