I just woke up and had a wet dream about Satori.wtf? !!?Ever dream about anyone here?

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    so like in the dream we were private messaging each other back and forth about cross fitness and i complimented him on his legs and arms and all that stuff . and he said fuck it and he sent me this video of him when he was a stuntman and he had this ninja mask on and a pair of track pants. it was kind of grainy but then he all of a sudden faces the camera straight down on his chest and then removes his track pants and then his underwear and he was semi hard. He then put on condom and wiggled it a little bit and pulled his pants back up. Needless to say it was really hot and I was trying to download it first so I can masturbate to him in real life but i could not find a way to download it cause he sent it in a weird way. so I kept trying to download it and my mom and my brother kept walking in my room and I had to keep closing my screen .

    finally i just woke up all of a sudden and im like FUUUCCCKKK I tried for 2 minutes to go back to sleep and then I was like fuck this Im sitting here with a major fucking ground control to major tom hard on. i was pissed at satori because He sent me a fucked up video i couldnt download so i didn't want to masturbate to him anymore so I rubbed one off to George Costansa here because I find him super cute. :eek:
     
  2. Avery

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    [video=youtube;APmUWC8S1_M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APmUWC8S1_M[/video]
     
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    you a top or bottom mario?
     
  4. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Can't say that I have
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Hiya :mario::happywave:
     
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    thats not a wet dream!
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    whoa!! :jj:
     
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    Satori was a stuntman?
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Never had this happen.

    I just like to bang Bye, pass out and sleep. :yes:
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Oh, and she says I say all sorts of crazy shit in my sleep.
     
  11. Super Mario

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    Bottom but Ill top too if the other person is in to it. Im not boring bed.
     
  12. Just Peachy

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    Like what?
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I told her that we would be at Caesars Palace in a minute the other night. No fucking clue what that meant. She has plenty more...
     
  14. Super Mario

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    hey dude :smiley:
    well you know what i mean.
     
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    MONK has dreams about Dan Tanna :secret:
     
  16. Super Mario

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    In my dream he was..........:scratch:
    I have the same problem. My family and friends say I am laughing all the time in my sleep and talk gibberish and sometimes I raise my upper body up from the bed and talk nonsense and fall back down.
     
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    I talk all the time in my sleep. I've been told I say lots of sentences in the same session, and sometimes I remember all that I said too. Crazy.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I never hear about it during the week as I leave earlier than her for work. On the weekend, she gets up earlier than me. I come downstairs and hear some bullshit that I said when sleeping.

    The cat is on fire.

    There are rocks in the closet.

    Who the fuck knows what I am thinking. :jj:
     
  19. SIPAWITZ

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    Why would I dream about someone on line?

    You crazy kids
     
  20. Super Mario

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    :spit:

    I always tell them to wake me up immediately if they see me doing that.Im sure they dont but I always get sketched out that im going to say something fucked up thats not true like Oh i love fucking my dog or kids or saying I murdered something. I think I am paranoid about it because i was watching the news and some killer confessed to all the people he killed in his sleep to his wife or some freaky shit like that and it was true.