I just woke up and had a wet dream about Satori.wtf? !!?Ever dream about anyone here?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    305
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    30,461
    Likes Received:
    831
    so like in the dream we were private messaging each other back and forth about cross fitness and i complimented him on his legs and arms and all that stuff . and he said fuck it and he sent me this video of him when he was a stuntman and he had this ninja mask on and a pair of track pants. it was kind of grainy but then he all of a sudden faces the camera straight down on his chest and then removes his track pants and then his underwear and he was semi hard. He then put on condom and wiggled it a little bit and pulled his pants back up. Needless to say it was really hot and I was trying to download it first so I can masturbate to him in real life but i could not find a way to download it cause he sent it in a weird way. so I kept trying to download it and my mom and my brother kept walking in my room and I had to keep closing my screen .

    finally i just woke up all of a sudden and im like FUUUCCCKKK I tried for 2 minutes to go back to sleep and then I was like fuck this Im sitting here with a major fucking ground control to major tom hard on. i was pissed at satori because He sent me a fucked up video i couldnt download so i didn't want to masturbate to him anymore so I rubbed one off to George Costansa here because I find him super cute. :eek:
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -441
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,519
    Likes Received:
    24,209
    [video=youtube;APmUWC8S1_M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APmUWC8S1_M[/video]
     
  3. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    106
    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2010
    Messages:
    9,891
    Likes Received:
    61
    you a top or bottom mario?
     
  4. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

    Reputations:
    5,992
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    8,976
    Likes Received:
    4,879
    Can't say that I have
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    301,421
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    204,408
    Likes Received:
    140,165
    Hiya :mario::happywave:
     
  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2010
    Messages:
    15,802
    Likes Received:
    9
    thats not a wet dream!
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    94,226
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    85,802
    Likes Received:
    40,348
    whoa!! :jj:
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,342
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,263
    Likes Received:
    26,848
    Satori was a stuntman?
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

    Reputations:
    666
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    19,296
    Likes Received:
    3,901
    Never had this happen.

    I just like to bang Bye, pass out and sleep. :yes:
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

    Reputations:
    666
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    19,296
    Likes Received:
    3,901
    Oh, and she says I say all sorts of crazy shit in my sleep.
     
  11. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    305
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    30,461
    Likes Received:
    831
    Bottom but Ill top too if the other person is in to it. Im not boring bed.
     
  12. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    54,635
    Likes Received:
    25,619

    Like what?
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

    Reputations:
    666
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    19,296
    Likes Received:
    3,901
    I told her that we would be at Caesars Palace in a minute the other night. No fucking clue what that meant. She has plenty more...
     
  14. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    305
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    30,461
    Likes Received:
    831
    hey dude :smiley:
    well you know what i mean.
     
  15. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    301,421
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    204,408
    Likes Received:
    140,165
    MONK has dreams about Dan Tanna :secret:
     
  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    305
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    30,461
    Likes Received:
    831
    In my dream he was..........:scratch:
    I have the same problem. My family and friends say I am laughing all the time in my sleep and talk gibberish and sometimes I raise my upper body up from the bed and talk nonsense and fall back down.
     
  17. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    54,635
    Likes Received:
    25,619
    I talk all the time in my sleep. I've been told I say lots of sentences in the same session, and sometimes I remember all that I said too. Crazy.
     
  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

    Reputations:
    666
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    19,296
    Likes Received:
    3,901
    I never hear about it during the week as I leave earlier than her for work. On the weekend, she gets up earlier than me. I come downstairs and hear some bullshit that I said when sleeping.

    The cat is on fire.

    There are rocks in the closet.

    Who the fuck knows what I am thinking. :jj:
     
  19. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,769
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    Why would I dream about someone on line?

    You crazy kids
     
  20. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    305
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    30,461
    Likes Received:
    831
    :spit:

    I always tell them to wake me up immediately if they see me doing that.Im sure they dont but I always get sketched out that im going to say something fucked up thats not true like Oh i love fucking my dog or kids or saying I murdered something. I think I am paranoid about it because i was watching the news and some killer confessed to all the people he killed in his sleep to his wife or some freaky shit like that and it was true.