Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ruffypup, Aug 9, 2013.
6 more weeks of Summer
Remember when waterbeds were cool? Now those were the days, my friend.
I go to tuck him into bed. He says, "daddy check under my bed for monsters." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, quivering and whispering, "there's someone in my bed!"
(Take your meds, bro.)
There was some contest in reddit where you had to tell a scary story in 2 sentences and that was one if the submissions. I paraphrased because it was 2 sentences originally. Scary tho
Ruffy needs his booty sleepy sleepy.
Jesus fuck...this faggot is awake.
That's a cool thought
You came up with that?
Ruff, is it still hard?
"My boyfriend was fucking my ass and without knocking first, my father barged in."