I just woke up underneath my bed.

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    6 more weeks of Summer :bigcry:
     
  2. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    Remember when waterbeds were cool? Now those were the days, my friend.
     
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    lol waterbeds :jj:
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

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    :lol:
     
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    I go to tuck him into bed. He says, "daddy check under my bed for monsters." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, quivering and whispering, "there's someone in my bed!"
     
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  7. Phil McKrakin

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    ffs, matty


    :lol:
     
  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    :secret: (Take your meds, bro.) :chair:
     
  9. O Face

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    There was some contest in reddit where you had to tell a scary story in 2 sentences and that was one if the submissions. I paraphrased because it was 2 sentences originally. Scary tho
     
  10. RobinsBedSores

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    Ruffy needs his booty sleepy sleepy. :wub:
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    Jesus fuck...this faggot is awake. :facepalm:
     
  12. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's a cool thought



    You came up with that?
     
  13. RobinsBedSores

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    Ruff, is it still hard?
     
  14. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Here's mine:
    "My boyfriend was fucking my ass and without knocking first, my father barged in."
    :eek: