I just won Powerball, fuck everyone.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jan 13, 2016.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm buying North Korea, and blowing the fucking world up.

    :cheer:
     
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  2. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    can I have some money?
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm giving you 5 million, bro. You're a good one.
     
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  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    thanks Dave!
     
  5. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Numbers aren't chosen until 8pm San Diego time silly.
     
  6. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP Gold

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    When you win, will you let me touch your hair? I have simple wants & needs...
     
  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :umm::no:
     
  8. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery" VIP

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    You see that the government is taking down fences? They don't want to fuck with the armed militia. Wise choice on Obama's part IMHO. All demands are being met.

    Thoughts?

    Feelings?
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    PQ, I have proof Dave didn't win. At his age, his heart couldn't take that sort of excitement. I'm sure he's just like the rest of us who didn't win shit.
     
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  10. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Are you getting paid in rubles you commie rat bastard?
     
  11. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    Dave, Im heading to Mexico to see the Phish.

    Please wire me some drug money
     
  12. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls VIP Extreme Gold

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    Seems like bullshit