Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Jan 8, 2014.
The kids loved it. The wife not so much.
did you kick her in the balls?
Hip placement is key. Balance. Use your arms and hands to keep them away.
Did u grab snooky's tits on a cheap grab?
Always the cheap grab. Even with my boys. It freaks them out.
I grabbed her vagina.
This is why you and I "get it", man.
omg fuckin weirdos
I'm out of breath.
As a teenager I used to rush into my mom's room and knock her off the bed. She'd laugh and laugh. Kind of like Bam and his father in Jackass.
I have excellent wrist control.
Basket wants to wrestle.
Basket NEEDS to wrestle.
She needs her arms pinned.
Did you "antique" her Jackass style?
Feats of Strength
A rear naked choke isn't hard to apply. Anal can be applied also if you do it right.
Sext me basket. My wife went to bed mad at me.
No, I wasn't clever enough to break out the flour. I would just stand on her and declare myself "King of the Mountain".
I also threw fake spiders at her and she is an arachnophobe. I got a well-deserved slap for that one.
I was slapping my kids when they were open. haha
There was an OHHHH slap. lol