I just wrestled with my family.

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  1. Bro

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    The kids loved it. The wife not so much.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    did you kick her in the balls?
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Hip placement is key. Balance. Use your arms and hands to keep them away.

    Did u grab snooky's tits on a cheap grab?
     
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    Always the cheap grab. Even with my boys. It freaks them out.
     
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    I grabbed her vagina.
     
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    This is why you and I "get it", man.
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    omg fuckin weirdos :facepalm:
     
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    I'm out of breath.
     
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    As a teenager I used to rush into my mom's room and knock her off the bed. She'd laugh and laugh. Kind of like Bam and his father in Jackass.
     
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    let's wrestle.
     
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    I have excellent wrist control.
     
  12. MONK

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    U jelly?

    Basket wants to wrestle.

    Basket NEEDS to wrestle.
     
  13. Bro

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    She needs her arms pinned.
     
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    Did you "antique" her Jackass style?
     
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    Feats of Strength
     
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    A rear naked choke isn't hard to apply. Anal can be applied also if you do it right.
     
  17. Bro

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    Sext me basket. My wife went to bed mad at me.
     
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    No, I wasn't clever enough to break out the flour. I would just stand on her and declare myself "King of the Mountain".


    I also threw fake spiders at her and she is an arachnophobe. I got a well-deserved slap for that one.
     
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    I was slapping my kids when they were open. haha
     
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    There was an OHHHH slap. lol