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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    I just took a shit in a wal mart bathroom. It hit me like a ton of bricks, I ran my cart to the back of the store, left it outside and bolted into the handicap stall... I had to go so bad that I just whipped my pants down, bent over and let it out as I was descending. I didn't use an ass gasket and I don't know if the squish was my shit or someone else's.... To make matters worse, some dude in a wheelchair started bitching at me while I was in mid expulsion and when I was done, some assholes had taken half the shit out of my cart.

    fuck... How bad is that????
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Pics, please.
     
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    Where's the Santa hat?
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    That's one hell of a photo finish.
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    When the wheelchair guy was there, you should have just opened the door, tuned around and let the chips fall where they may!
     
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    [​IMG]

    What ever happened with that chick you sexted at work?
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Christmas is over.
     
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    She transferred. Not because of me as far as I know. :D
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    TLD don't give a fuck about calender dates. Calenders are for pussies.
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Aw, shit! Did you hit it before she left? Did she ever say anything to you?
     
  12. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    You ain't kidding.
     
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    no, it fizzled out
     
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    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    youre supposed to sign it -- mlaw
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    I hope you updated you blog and Twitter.

    CSB!
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    ok.

    here we have one from last week after i had eaten nothing but junk for about 3 days. if you can't tell, it's piled above the water. after taking the pic, i flushed and it totally choked the toilet. i don't know about you, but i feel a great sense of pride when i can clog a crapper on just shit, no paper.

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    Merry Shitsmas.
     
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    Tim, is that you?
     
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    You're taking industrial strength shits. You need some Shittens.