WTF I keep getting these porn spam e-mails...

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  1. x76

    x76 Ho ho hum Gold

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    One of my e-mail addresses is for bills. About three months ago I began to get these porn spam messages. It cracks me up that someone writes this crap.

    Hello my love!

    I want to meet with you for intimate meetings.

    I like to have sex and I look for a man who could satisfy my female needs!

    I love constant sex! In bed, I do not deny anything!

    I love anal sex and not only! I like to dress in different costumes and enjoy

    fulfill the desires of a partner. I want to feel your big cock and take it in your mouth!

    I'm a rich girl, I have my own financial company! Therefore, this letter has

    nothing to do with the request for my content by you in your country!

    I do not want to spend a lot of time on correspondence with a man, I want to meet and have sex!

    If you are not one of those, do not waste mine and your time!

    If you are interested in my proposal, go straight to the point!

    To contact me, go to the site! I created it specifically for you,

    so you can enjoy my collection of photos and videos of intimate content!

    Here is the **************! In the profile there is my phone number!

    Call me, and we will agree with you! Your ********.

    I kiss you in the penis !!!


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  2. MarcusAurelius

    MarcusAurelius Breast Man VIP Gold

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    It’s the Russian pimp version of a Nigerian email scam.
     
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  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend 2010 OG VIP

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    I love it when they kiss me in the penis.

    Good times.
     
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    @garypagetwo
     
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    Joeyjoejoe Wrasslin Faggot VIP

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    That’s how @Sloppyjoe met his mail order bride.
     
  6. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    I subscribed to FTV for a few months about 8 years ago, still get emails from them and don’t say I mind it. That Allison Angel is something.
     
  7. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Pretty close
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Lol.....im a rich girl, thats funny.
     
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    You turned this down? Are you nuts? That’s every man’s fantasy.
     
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  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    She has very nice milkers. Send me info.
     
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    Big fan. She certainly is.
     
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    cygnus2112 Well-Known Member

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    10 years later she’s still claiming she’s 18 hahahaha
     
  13. x76

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    Good afternoon, my sexy man !!!

    I'll start with what I often see you on the street.

    Explain more where I saw you.

    My friend lives next to you.

    Every weekend I come to visit her.

    And we spend time with her.

    At the moment we are very bored with her.

    We would love to spend time in the men's company.

    We really liked you, so we wrote to you.

    My girlfriend and I are beautiful sexy girls in their prime.

    Enough liberated.

    You are a very sexy man.

    Therefore, we very much want to fool around with you.

    I hope you don't mind.

    I promise you you will not regret. This you have not yet felt.

    We are very capable girls.

    We can not wait to take in your mouth your big and strong member.

    Caress his hands. Later you will fuck us as you want.

    Our pussy is already wet. We are very excited.

    Come soon.

    My friend on the site has a page where we have now recorded a video for you.

    After viewing your dick will be like a stone.

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  14. Caomhan

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    Our pussy is already wet?!?

    Stay clear of schizo chicks
     
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    did she say it
    A-la what Beff says

    sweet luv:ral::snicker::nojj::backlol2:
     
  16. Caomhan

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    Like a mat-cheen