I killed Kenny or defensive driving for retards

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I took a defensive driving class today and part of the training was maneuvering around a course of cones and driving on snow and ice. One of the cones was 'Kenny' a bystander.

    After a run or two, me and my partner decided to just go nuts and go for it. I ended up dragging the Kenny cone under the car for awhile.

    The instructor was all 'you killed Kenny, his family, everybody'


    I know, cool story bro
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    dwi class?
     
  3. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    was this live or simulation?
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    U bastard
     
  5. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    You married into it?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Fuck Kenny, he should have taken a defensive pedestrian class.
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I doubt they'd teach people convicted of drunk driving how to do it better in the future. :facepalm:
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    U would know
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Exactly.
     
  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i could teach the "how to not get caught" class
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm guessing that driving through a bridge would be frowned upon, in this class.

    You should add that to the curriculum.
     
  12. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    that's on page 4 sunshine :)
     
  13. MatthewT

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    Partner?? As in life partner no doubt.
     
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    No. Job training
     
  16. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Mazda 3.
     
  17. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Another guy in my company. Settle down.
     
  18. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    The winning response. Fuck a traffic cone.
     
  19. MatthewT

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    [​IMG][​IMG] = [​IMG]
     
  20. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    strange that you would go there, bro