I kinda want to kill people.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    And punch things. And kick small puppies. And smack small children. And do bad drugs.

    And drive into bridges. And drink irresponsibly.

    Things are not working out my way though.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I had fried chicken yesterday
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I wish I had guns.
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've heard that shit isn't good for you.
     
  5. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001 Gold

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    You leave the small puppies alone :nono:
     
  6. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Basement is covered, eh?
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That really was a little out of line.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    I had beef fajitas. :buffet:
     
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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust! :madsex:
     
  10. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    How many of those things haven't you done at one point or another in your life?
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I try to be human about shit, while dealing with drippings that fall off of an infested cunt.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Never gets old :facepalm:
     
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    Take me with you. :pickme:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    :wtf:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'm confused. Let's fuck. :hump:
     
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    what did those innocent bridges ever do to you? :mad:
     
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  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Go suck a lemon.
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    None. I've smacked both my puppy and my kid on the ass at one point, and the rest I've never denied, and have a criminal record for.
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    OMG, hai Chorizo! :coffee: