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  1. baltimore mike

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    ryan lucas
     
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    mike, you ever go on test drives with hot women at the dealership and imagine raping them?
     
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    Do you rape them?
     
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    [Spoken:]
    Come in
    Well, well, well, look who's here
    I haven't seen you in many a year

    If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
    baked a cake, baked a cake
    If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
    Howd-ya do, howd-ya do, howd-ya do
    Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band
    Grandest band in the land
    Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band
    And spread the welcome mat for you

    Oh, I don't know where you came from
    'cause I don't know where you've been
    But it really doesn't matter
    Grab a chair and fill your platter
    And dig, dig, dig right in

    If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
    Hired a band, goodness sake
    If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
    Howd-ya do, howd-ya do, howd-ya do....

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    :hhh:
     
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    one time the parents let me go alone with a hot 17 year old
     
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    nice, did you tell her you were a hot 16yr cheerleader looking for a prom date?
     
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    i had a boner the whole time no schtick
     
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    What the owner of a buffet says as you're leaving. :sarcastic:
     
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    Nice!
     

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