I know how the elect the pope!

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    All the cardinals got in to a room and circle jerk! who ever cums last is pope!
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    thats why the old guys win they cant get it up
     
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    brilliant!!
     
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    Is that how you pick Hyundai salesman of the month?
     
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    all the hand lotion in rome is sold out
     
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    i wished
     
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    they could dangle an altar boy from the ceiling
     
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    haha!
     
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    this is true
     
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    Catholics (and Christians in general) crack me up with their tacit racism

    Let's see... Jesus was a Jewish carpenter from Israel.... I think exactly 100% of each and every portrayal should depict him as tall, thin, straight hair, average size nose, European looking, light eyes, etc. No fucking way were going to worship some short, stocky, dark curly haired, big nose, olive skinned, middle eastern/Jewy looking dude.

    Oh... and with the Pope... let's see, we have a billions of Catholics in Mexico, Central and South America... hundreds of millions in Africa and throughout Asia and the South Pacific.... I know! Got it... let's make exactly 100% of our Pope's white European from Germany, Poland, Italy, etc. No fucking way we're going to follow some filthy Mexican or some zipperhead.

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    the Pope should be a jew. the first one was. it's what He would do.
     
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    jew pope
     
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    imagine if christians actually followed the rules?
     
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    pope akumba
     
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    isnt it amazing how everybodys adjusted and no one comments on mikes grammatical impotence.....
    such a forgiving bunch youve become....
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    This is a new depth of depravity for you, Fatty da Faggot. Fucking thinking about Cardinals circle jerking. Is there any sexual perversion you don't have?
     
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    fuck that.....i'd throw a fat greased naked little boy in the room and the old codger that catches him wins...
     
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    blumpkin
     
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    stump